AI bet your mother wouldn't like Bmme
F#mShe cooks paella, I don't like meat
AThat's how it began, Bmbegan
AI bet your father wouldn't get Bmit
F#mWhy Am I seatin' eatin' carrot
AThat's cause I'm vegan, Bmvegan
F#m(That's cause I'm vegan, vegan)
BmShoot me, shoot me with your jokes
BmI can't even call you honey
F#mEvery time we're having beef
BmGive me ruccola, take my money
F#mCause the grass is always greener
ABaby Bmcause F#mI'm Dvegan
AWe met on Tinder, it's our 1st Bmdate
F#mI hoped you'd be my vegan soulmate
ABut it went awful, Bmawful
AI'm skinny not 'cause I don't feel Bmwell
AI've got my tofu, Bmtofu
EShoot, shoot, shoot me with your jokes
BmI can't even call you honey
F#mEvery time we're having beef
BmGive me ruccola, take my money
F#mCause the grass is always greener
ABaby Bmcause F#mI'm Dvegan
F#mEasy breezy lemon squeezy
F#mEasy breezy lemon squeezy
F#mAnd what about gym? What about big butts?
BmYou wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts
BmI can't even call you honey
F#mEvery time we're having beef
BmGive me ruccola, take my money
F#mCause the grass is always greener
ABaby Bmcause F#mI'm Dvegan